Jon Lovitz

Artie Ziff (voice)

Artie Ziff / Mr. Seckofsky (voice)

Professor Lombardo / Donut Delivery Man (voice)

Llewellyn Sinclair / Ms. Sinclair (voice)

Selma's Cigarette (voice)

Enrico Irritazio (voice)

Llewellyn Sinclair (voice)

Artie Ziff / Rabbi (voice)

Jay Sherman (voice)

Artie Ziff / Jay Sherman / Professor Lombardo (voice)

Jon Lovitz (voice)

Hacky / Snitchy the Weasel (voice)

Mr. Avery Devereaux / Aristotle Amandopoulis (voice)

Steve

Barry Burns

Gary Fogel

Archie Baldwin

Self - Cameo (uncredited)

Self - Various Characters

Self - Host

Self (uncredited)

Annoying Man (uncredited)

Man in Bar (uncredited)

Opera Man's Brother (uncredited)