Dave Willis

Barry Dillon (voice)

Barry 6 (voice)

Barry Dillon / Other Barry (voice)

Andy (voice)

Meatwad / Carl (voice)

Marty (voice)

Cyclo (voice)

Zorak

Herndon

Car (voice)

Blart / Grand Strategy IV Player (voice)

Narrator / Denny (voice)

Landlord (voice)

Master Lou / Meatwad (voice)

Meatwad (voice) (uncredited)

Big Brain / Dolphin Boy Twins (voice)

Master Lou (voice)

Bizarro Dr. Quinn (voice) (uncredited)

Lenny 'The Wonder' Doll (voice)

Rhoda

George the Doorman (voice)

Krampus

George Martinez (voice)

Leto Otel (voice)