Darrell Hammond

Ted Bolger

Self - Various Characters

Self (uncredited)

Self - Announcer (voice)

Leonard Timmons

Self - Guest

Ben Carlson / Carlos / Ted Waters

Nazi General (voice)

Darrell Hammond

The Deacon

Self - Panelist

Announcer (voice)

Self - Panelist

Dr. Hall

Father Muldoon

Self - Host

Dick Cheney

Bill 'Wild Bill' Ruff

Jacob

Captain Jack Swallows

Earl

Ed McMahon

Josh

Robertson